official scribe of Camelot

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
gremlinbehaviour
moonsun2010

A greyscale drawing of Dracula crawling down a castle wall, head first, his cloak flaring out behind him.ALT
A greyscale drawing of Jonathan Harker aiming a flintlock rifle while leaning out of a window.ALT

Look I know there's a wealth of quotes to be analysed about Jonathan's changing persona in response to Dracula's performance of civility etc but. This moment made me laugh for 5 mins straight.

crykea

(Pictured: a greyscale drawing of count dracula scaling the side of his castle. The drawing below shows Johnathan leaning out of a window and aiming a rifle at the count.)

all I'm saying is we have no way to know if a bullet to the heart followed by a very long fall would kill a vampire cw guns dracula jonathan harker gorgeous gorgeous fanart
gremlinbehaviour
emma-d-klutz

I’ve seen at least three Stacy’s Mom parodies about Stacy’s Dad. I have seen one about her brother. This poor girl. I am going to write a parody from the point of view of her one aroace friend who is trying her best to reassure a wary and distrustful Stacy that she’s really just here to hang with Stacy and just her and has no ulterior motives. 

emma-d-klutz

Stacy I know the others lost your trust (lost your trust)
Your mom, your dad, your bro became their objects of lust (preteen lust)
But I swear I come over just for you (just for you)
I’d show up even if you didn’t have Smash for the Wii U (it’s a bonus tho) 

You know I haven’t changed that much since elementary
Like Blink-182
Except I’ve long passed 23

Stacy please you’re the only one I see
You’re my bff and you got my loyalty
Stacy your family
Just has no effect on me
I know you don’t believe but
If you weren’t here then I’d just leave 

where is the love for people who have a crush on stacy? parodies music stacy's mom lgbtq+ aromanticism asexuality