reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
(Pictured: a greyscale drawing of count dracula scaling the side of his castle. The drawing below shows Johnathan leaning out of a window and aiming a rifle at the count.)
me: *likes a person*
person: *likes me back*
me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg
I’ve seen at least three Stacy’s Mom parodies about Stacy’s Dad. I have seen one about her brother. This poor girl. I am going to write a parody from the point of view of her one aroace friend who is trying her best to reassure a wary and distrustful Stacy that she’s really just here to hang with Stacy and just her and has no ulterior motives.
Stacy I know the others lost your trust (lost your trust)
Your mom, your dad, your bro became their objects of lust (preteen lust)
But I swear I come over just for you (just for you)
I’d show up even if you didn’t have Smash for the Wii U (it’s a bonus tho)
You know I haven’t changed that much since elementary
Like Blink-182
Except I’ve long passed 23
Stacy please you’re the only one I see
You’re my bff and you got my loyalty
Stacy your family
Just has no effect on me
I know you don’t believe but
If you weren’t here then I’d just leave
“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.”
— Marcus Aurelius
“The soul becomes dyed
with the colour of its thoughts.”
— Marcus Aurelius
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.




